Chaos Stream

Because some things are so epic, they must be shared.

2008-01-07T01:24:37Z

For those people in San Diego.

2007-12-18T04:06:55Z

You know who you are. Especially you, Prime!

chaosstream @ 2006-11-29T12:07:00

2006-11-29T19:07:15Z

Something about this makes me miss bedlammessiah:

Good times...

Never open up to a therapist

2006-10-06T11:03:00Z

It's not that the therapist isn't trying to help you, but that some other asshole may be willing to fuck you.

chaosstream @ 2006-10-03T05:26:00

2006-10-03T12:27:04Z

Click this link.

This is why the internets was created. For the sole distribution of this video.

Glad to live in Cali

2006-09-27T06:06:50Z

My Senator reflects my views. Especially about Fox News.

Human nature...

2006-08-08T12:08:56Z

Human nature being what it is, I think that curiousity will overcome rational thought when presented with something that seems like the most terrible idea. I only recommend you do this at home so someone watching what you're browsing at work doesn't wonder why you're entering certain search criteria. That being said, I make the following challenge:

Go to YouTube and type the following words into the search area:

hard gay

No, really. Go ahead and do it. Or just click the link. I've done it for you. It was braver if you did it yourself, though.

Choose a clip and watch it. Preferably one of the subtitled ones. Proceed to laugh.

Hard Gay Yahoo!
Iron Chef Hard Gay - Battle Green Pepper Also known as Cooking for Kids, which I'm sure brings to mind a much more pleasant when you combine the words "Hard" "Gay" and "Kids" together in a title.
Iron Chef Hard Gay 2 - Battle Natto Yes, Prime, it's like this one is just for you.
Iron Chef Hard Gay 3 - Battle Carrot

Think your job sucks at times?

2006-07-18T08:40:00Z

Here's some perspective. Don't get paid enough? Stress on the job? Think work will be the death of you?

Complete with photographs. Not that I would have doubted the story. I could totally see it happening.

A series of tubes...

2006-07-18T05:33:21Z

Ted Stevens would be pissed, if he knew how to look this up on the internets.

The Hoff!

2006-07-14T12:14:55Z

Jump in my Car

David Hasslehoff looks a lot like Tom Jones.

Wow...

2006-07-11T06:37:13Z

This really is the greatest Auto Dealership Commercial ever.

Ann Coulter

2006-06-15T09:43:59Z

Mmmm.. lovefest from Keith Olberman and Henry Rollins.

And for those of you wanting something far less political, Rollin With Saget. Yes, Bob Saget.

Yay!

2006-06-01T09:41:05Z

I got my business cards today. Now I feel all official. They have my name and title and such, and look all spiffy and professional. They do not, however, have my correct e-mail address on them. That makes me a sad panda.

Oh, well. I'll make them fix it for me.

Commercial

2006-05-24T06:10:31Z

I can just see the company spokesman now. "In hindsight, perhaps that was not the best name to choose for our product."

chaosstream @ 2006-05-08T05:59:00

2006-05-08T12:58:08Z

For threeedgedsword:
Music and video. It's what they call a music video.

Note to self:

2006-03-29T15:59:40Z

Make one of these.

Video footage.

chaosstream @ 2006-03-22T05:44:00

2006-03-22T13:45:49Z

For realityknight:
How do I like my white rappers?

And for thebarefootrose:
You know what?

Here comes Dr. Tran

2006-03-01T15:52:08Z

Look at that fat cock

Little Gamers

2006-02-22T15:40:23Z

Today's Little Gamers reminds me a lot of khayman.

Resume

2006-02-22T13:48:36Z

Hrm.. apparently, I need a resume. I bet my old one is on the paperweight I call my former hard drive. Guess I have to find time to type up one of those bad boys.

Yet another reason I like my job

2006-02-14T13:38:02Z

How many other jobs send out an e-mail informing you that you're now eligible to buy a 60" rear projection LCD TV for 66% off the retail price of $6000? There's a whole list of the deals that I can't afford right now, which is a shame, because some of them are some really fucking sweet deals.

Maybe they'll send out another list like this when the PS3 comes out.

Nettwerk

2006-01-30T13:36:11Z

I've always liked most of the stuff put out by this label. If it wasn't something readily available, they made a lot of the music I like much more readily available in the US so I could listen to it without importing.

Yet another reason to like Nettwerk Records.

It'll be interesting to see how that turns out.

Finally, a movie about something I like to do alone in the dark...

2006-01-26T13:37:38Z

Oh. Fuck. Yes.

If the movie stays close to what the game is as an experience, this is going to be a great fucking movie. And it's not directed by Uwe Boll, which is always a hopeful sign for a video game movie.

I Will Survive (Jesus Remix)

2006-01-24T08:18:33Z

I Will Survive (Jesus Version)

Motivator!

2006-01-20T08:56:20Z

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